Since Elon left me to go sell more cookie sheets on wheels, I have been without a pen pal. I thought Elon and I had a solid relationship – I wrote him the five awesome things I did each week to strengthen the resistance, and he… well, let’s say it was a little one-sided. I never heard from him. Maybe I should have taken a hint? But, I admit I was infatuated. Anyway, now I find myself needing a new relationship. Please don’t think this is just “rebound.” I have had my eye on you for some time. And when I asked myself, “Who is as powerful, destructive, and arrogant as Elon?” you topped the list.

I’m not assuming a first name basis, Mr.Miller, as I had with Elon, but am hoping that our relationship might flourish with time, and that you might even respond to me at some point. That would be such a boost to my morale, which has been pretty low lately. I continue to do at least 5 good things each week, but without someone to brag to, well, it’s just not as much fun.

So, please accept my “5-things” report for the week of July 21. I send it with great hope that you will see it and hate it.

• I acquired 100 “Know Your Rights” cards, in English and in Spanish. I have a few in my car, in my purse, in my pocket, and wherever I go, I’m on the lookout for someone who might be targeted by ICE. You might want to alert your troops that their victims may not be quite so cooperative.
• I helped fill 75 bags of groceries for needy people in my community. Cans of corn, tuna, soup, pork and beans; packages of noodles, cheese, tortillas; and fresh produce, too. And guess what I dropped in last, on the top of each bag? Yup, the Know Your Rights card.
• I contributed money to a local art school that will lose a big chunk of funding thanks to the legacy of my ex, Elon. Art is good therapy for stress, which is the main complaint among my peers. Oh, and come to think of it, artists have made great revolutionaries throughout history, haven’t they?
• I went to a fundraiser for an excellent candidate who is running for governor. The place was packed, the snacks were good, the mood jubilant, and the candidate’s speech was fiery and passionate. The drinks flowed, and so did the money. I had a great time. I’m lucky to live in a blue state where the future looks promising and where we support a woman’s right to choose and justice for immigrants, and where we still talk freely about inclusion and diversity and equity. Yes, we even say “DEI” in public, often adding the “+”. Sometimes the White House seems very far away, which is a good thing.
• I did some weeding of my bookshelves and took an armful of books to three Little Libraries that needed filling. I figure the more people reading a book, the fewer people doom-scrolling lies. I wonder if you read much? I know you’re busy but at least take a look at the Constitution. You could read one Article before you go to bed, and then you could share what you learned with your colleagues. You could even start a book club.

But forgive me, I am being too forward for a “first date.” I really hope that this relationship works. I find since Elon left me, I have really suffered with no outlet for my “snarkasm.” I’m crossing my fingers that you’re my man!

Have a nice day!

Lucy