HEY YOU!! STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

Get off the world stage and onto the big screen where you belong. You are the horror monster of all time, rivaling some of the greats, below. You fit right in.  Just look!! These are your people!!

The Great Orange Ego, Mortal threat to all life on earth and maybe Mars; Enemy of the woke, the different, the uninsured, and the non-white, especially those who eat cats and dogs; Capable of transforming into a groveling wimp in the presence of wealthy tyrants; Can ramble unintelligibly for hours, turning normal people into raving lunatics; So strong he can hold a Big Mac in one tiny hand, and a medium Pepsi in the other at the same time!