Letter to Stephen Miller #4

October 6, 2025

Dear Stephen –

I know it’s been a while since I’ve written. I hate to say it, but it was more fun to write to Elon. He was more outgoing, more colorful, and I’m afraid you fall short in both those categories. You might take a lesson from Elon and give me something to work with. For instance, Elon wore his small son on his shoulders like a scarf and walked through low doorways – that was exciting! He sold the silliest-looking trucks that made me want to bake cookies every time I saw one. Do you see what I mean? You offer nothing but sullen evilness. Your remarks at the recent memorial service were pompous and boring, although I did perk up when you said “We are the storm!” It’s a good line, but incomplete. You left out the “s – – t” word.

But I will soldier on, and report on my five good things this week. Just because I don’t report every week, don’t think I’m not churning them out, cuz I am!

• I was at a lovely event yesterday.  Clear blue sky, warm but with a cool fall breeze, leaves turning. It was a fundraiser for a gubernatorial candidate you would hate. Just imagine in your worst nightmare a candidate that is everything you are trying to tear down. Yep, that’s her and she’s fantastic.
• I lobbied for state funding to fill the void after you emptied the bank accounts for our rural and tribal public radio stations. The bill passed, so you see we are not helpless out here, and we certainly are not heartless.
• I continue to work with local immigrant rights groups that prefer to remain nameless. This is distressing to me. You spread fear like a virus.  Good thing I’ve got immunity. You’ll never shut me up.
• I volunteered at a food distribution site. You should try that sometime. They are the most wonderful, hardworking people, and we always have fun. I go home feeling 10 years younger, which is great cuz that gives me 10 more years to fight you.
•  And finally, I’m going to count writing this letter as a good thing because it really gets my juices flowing. No, it’s not quite the fun that Elon was, but you do bring out the snarky in me, and that always motivates me to plunge into another week of good things.

So, Stephen, I hope to see you out in public a little more so we can all get to know you better. And hiding indoors doesn’t help that sallow look. Don’t you think a dose of sunshine would do you good … unless, oh no!  How insensitive of me. As a strong supporter of DEI, I mean no harm to any group, including the vampire class.

Til next time, have a nice day…or night,

Lucy