Playing at a Theater Near You
Operation Epic Fury. Yes, whether we signed up for it or not, that is what we are getting in behemoth amounts. This code name for our assault on Teheran (and beyond) led me to google past military operation code names, wondering if there could be a trend toward the lunatic.
Before WWII military operations were given names of colors. Although you might read something into “red” or “blue” these days, back then colors were relatively simple, safe choices. Germany apparently was the first to get creative with operation code names, and once WWII was underway, the US and Britain were quick to follow suit. Always ready with advice, Churchill wrote an internal memorandum on the subject:
“Operations in which large numbers of men may lose their lives ought not to be described by code words which imply a boastful or overconfident sentiment…They ought not to be names of a frivolous character…the world is wide, and intelligent thought will readily supply an unlimited number of well-sounding names which do not suggest the character of the operation or disparage it in any way…. and do not enable some widow or mother to say that her son was killed in an operation called ‘Bunnyhug’ or ‘Ballyhoo.’” https://www.scribd.com/document/361856420/Winston-Churchill-on-Naming-Covert-Operations#from
Operation Torch covered the Allied invasion of French North Africa in 1942, and two years later the Normandy invasion was named Operation Overlord. I imagine that Churchill grunted approval of the code names, although I’m not sure either one was any solace to the mother of a dead son.
The Vietnam war gave us Operation Ranch Hand, such an innocent, wholesome name for a particularly cruel and cynical operation that sprayed agent orange and other herbicides all over Vietnam and parts of Laos and Cambodia for ten years, 1961-1971. The goal was to deprive the enemy of food and vegetative cover; the collateral damage included generations of birth defects and cancer on all sides. Four US presidents shared leadership in the Vietnam war: Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson and Nixon. Below is the poster for Operation Ranch Hand, blaspheming an American icon. Churchill would have scowled.
Vietnam also hosted the oddly poetic Operation Rolling Thunder, a sustained aerial bombardment against North Vietnam (1965–1968), and Operation Linebacker II, a massive bombing campaign in 1972 intended to force a peace agreement. I would ask, how did that work out, and is there a lesson? But no one in power is interested in answering so I won’t bother. As for the code names, they might pass Churchill’s test.
“Fury” first appeared in Ronald Reagan’s Operation Urgent Fury, the invasion of the island nation of Grenada at dawn on 25 October 1983. Within days there was a military occupation, and general elections were held before the end of 1984. The operation lived up to the urgent part of its code name: it happened fast. The fury part was a pitifully weak version of what was to come.
George H.W. Bush’s Operation Just Cause went after Panama’s de facto ruler General Manuel Noriega in December 1989 on charges of racketeering and drug trafficking. Within six weeks Noriega surrendered, another quickie, and a new ruler was elected. I can’t help but think “Just Cause” was “just ‘cause we felt like it.”
And we were just getting warmed up. Here come the big three in the Middle East:
Operation Desert Storm in 1991, under George H. W. again, was the combat phase of the Gulf War supposedly to liberate Kuwait but in reality to secure oil. A+ for code name: it was in the desert and it was a s*** storm.
Operation Enduring Freedom, the post 9-11 war in Afghanistan 2001-2014, covered terms of both George W. Bush and Barack Obama. I give this code name an F. Whatever it was, it didn’t endure and it wasn’t freedom.
Operation Iraqi Freedom, from 2003–2010, was again a grab for oil, disguised as a liberation and a protection of the US from weapons of mass destruction, which were as fanciful as the freedom which was promised. Again, hosted by Bush and Obama, code name gets a C- for getting the geography (Iraq) right.
And now (drum roll)…. let’s look at what’s showing on the big screen today: two fantastic titles! Operation Pacific Viper came out last year and is still playing in the Pacific and Caribbean theaters, and Operation Epic Fury, just opened last weekend to horrified crowds in Iran… coming soon to a theater near you in neighboring countries.
Yes, we finally hit the bullseye. These operation code names are perfect. Our leadership is full of poisonous venom, a hideous, soulless viper, striking with great precision on random targets. And his fury is epic, driven by his fragile, greedy and desperate ego, ready and able to consume everything in his path.
Churchill would be disgusted. I know I am.
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