Elon meets Mr. Rogers and Chef Andrés

March 30, 2025

Dear Elon –

It has been a wild week! So many great opportunities to do good. It seems as if they are multiplying exponentially! And, who do we have to thank for this abundance of places to put our energy, our money and our enthusiasm? You! I know I speak for many when I say you have inspired us to be dynamos of good work. Just seeing your picture in the paper, or a clip on TV, sends me running to my checkbook or to speed dial congress.  

But before I list my 5 things for the week, I have a suggestion. It’s about your speech impediment. You must be self-conscious about your starts and stops and general inarticulate way of expressing yourself. It is critical that all who hear you really understand what you are saying. Dare I say, our lives depend on it! A friend has benefited by joining Toastmasters. I’m sure there’s one near you, and I think you would enjoy working on your speech problems in a group of sympathetic companions. And when I saw their 4 principles — integrity, respect, service, and excellence — on their website, I knew it was just where you belonged.

I hope I haven’t offended you. I know your ego is a little fragile, but after these weeks of correspondence surely we can be honest with each other. I would be thrilled to hear any suggestions you have for me.

Now – sorry to make you wait! – here are the “5 things I did last week.”

  1. Banned books: I bought three of my favorites to send to send to a library in another state, since my state doesn’t ban books. The authors are J.D. Salinger, Toni Morrison, and Roald Dahl. Can you believe that “James and the Giant Peach” is a banned book? Could it be some strange fear of fruit?
  2. World Central Kitchen: When I heard about that terrible earthquake in Myanmar, I immediately thought of World Central Kitchen. Chef José Andrés and his crew show up all over the world when there is a disaster, and sure enough they are already there feeding people. I donated and bought a few supplies for them, especially now that the government seems to be out of the “helping others business.” Such a foolish decision, don’t you agree?
  3. AFSA: And since I had my checkbook out, I wrote a check to the American Foreign Service Association, the group that is fighting for our foreign service workers – USAID and others – who do so much throughout the world, feeding starving children, vaccinating, responding to natural disasters, supporting local health and social service efforts, helping preserve the environment, and generally being good neighbors. Excuse the digression, but speaking of good neighbors, I’m a big Mr. Rogers fan. Maybe growing up in South Africa you didn’t see his TV show. He taught kids how to be kind, generous, helpful adults. A shame you missed him.
  4. Call congress:  I use (202) 225-3121 for the House and (202) 224-3121 for the Senate. I’m thinking there are so many calls coming in that they probably need to hire more operators….maybe some of the fired federal employees could get jobs there. I like to think all of us callers are invigorating the job market.
  5. “5-things-I-did” gathering. Fifteen of us got together to write postcards, and share ideas for things to do. It was very fun. Snacks were plentiful. Wine flowed. Wished you could have been there.

OK, I’ve taken enough of your time. You have really changed my life, Elon. I feel empowered, as they say. I think I could lead a revolution!

Have a nice day,

Lucy

Happy World Central Kitchen recipient
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Letter to Elon #5

March 25, 2025

Dear Elon

Such exciting news! I know you will be very pleased – and impressed, I hope. Last night was the first meeting of the “5-things-i-did” group. My friends teased me, saying that you were pulling up in front of the house in your Tesla, that you were actually going to join us. I was pretty sure it couldn’t be true, but I also couldn’t help but glance out the window just in case. I know how busy you are, but maybe you’ll take a swing through some western states and we can meet. I have some important messages from folks in the southwest that I’d love to pass on to you.

Anyway, back to the gathering last night. Fifteen like-minded people came to write postcards and talk about all the great “5-things” they did last week. Just think, 5 things x 15  people = 75 things! And that’s just in one week from one little group out here in the sticks. I know there are other “5-things-i-did” groups springing up all over. You better get a bigger inbox for the avalanche of postcards you’ll be getting.

I shared all the things I’ve done since you inspired me, and everyone added to the list. We now have dozens of places to put our money, our energy and our support to be sure that we can hang onto our democracy. We’ll be meeting again in a month to talk about more things we can do. I would love to put one of my postcards on a billboard on the interstate, giving you credit for the idea of course. Wouldn’t that be fabulous? You’re probably sick of hearing it by now, but I am forever grateful for your genius idea to report five things we did each week.

And before I go, please take care of yourself. The recent pictures of you look a little pasty. I think I see bags under the eyes, and you don’t seem to be combing your hair in the morning. These can be serious signs of stress, depression and bad diet. Be sure to eat healthy. I’ve got a good tofu recipe I’ll pass on.

Have a nice day!

Lucy

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Letter to Elon #4

March 20, 2025

Dear Elon –

I’m getting rather fond of our correspondence, albeit rather one-sided. I wonder if you are seeing my letters. I mustn’t expect too much from someone as busy as you are. Every day in the paper I see where you have been doing something newsworthy. I wonder how you can be in so many places at once. I’m glad you’re not wearing your little son on your shoulders anymore – it could be quite dangerous for him with you darting in and out of doorways at such a rapid pace. Not to criticize your parenting, but those pictures really did disturb me. One bang to the forehead and you could lose a progeny, although I understand you have many more so maybe that’s not a worry for you.

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